FAST & FURIOUS

Paul McDermott doesn't sleep. Can't sleep. Won't sleep. He's having too much fun.

A warning to all waiters: know your product when serving Paul McDermott, because he'll trip you up. its not that the Good News Week host is a food or wine snob. Quite the opposite. He says he has no favourite cuisine- food is merely a way of staying alive. And when buying wine, McDermott uses the novice's guide of choosing a label by price: expensive for people you like, cheap for the rest.

But if there's one thing McDermott loves it's his cup of tea, and  embarrassing waiters at snooty restaurants by ordering little-known brews is a favourite pastime. A variety called Queen Mary is McDermott's current top choice, and you wouldn't be the first waiter who has faltered when he's requested it.

Apart from tea, McDermott claims not to have any interests and likes. It all fits in with the misanthropic "criticise everything and praise nothing" mantra of the highly successful television show Good News Week and his intensely private demeanour.

He doesn't even really like talking about television, because he doesn't watch much.

McDermott says if there was a government department which investigated  people who worked more than their quota of hours, he'd be "illegal". Midnight clock-offs, diets of water and bananas, and hyperactivity-induced sleeplessness punctuate his life.

Among the flood of similar shows to reach our screens in recent items, GNW has succeeded where others have failed.

"Because of the popularity of Good News Week and the variety we did, people think they're very easy to do, which is a naive conclusion," McDermott says.

"That's why there are so many similar shows, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. There's a market for them, but they're not easy, by any stretch of the imagination."

McDermott didn't see Mick Molloy's much-publicised failed comedy show, so is wary of passing judgement,

"I saw a bit of it and I thought it was fine. But like anything else, comedy needs item to settle in, especially if it's adventurous or different.

"People who are raised on Australia's Funniest Home Videos are going to take time to adjust to a new thing. We [the makers of GNW] were very lucky on the ABC because they nurture that kind of thing."

He surmises many of the ingredients for a great show were there with Molloy's offering.

"They are very talented people you're talking about- Judith Lucy is an extraordinary talent, Tony Martin is a very gifted comedian, and Mick Molloy is awesome as well."

He says the reason behind some of the more recent flops is a lack of the more recent flops is a lack of support from networks. "They're not willing to give it time. They throw a lot of money to people who have an idea, and the idea gets up, then they say: "That's not a good idea." There should be a bit more item thinking about what's going on, or once it's on, supporting it rather than stabbing it in the back."

McDermott says there are no such problems at GNW. "The Ten network has certainly been tremendously supportive since we came from the ABC but we still are having a bit of trouble with ratings."

He says the current shows are "probably the best we've produced in the four years we've been doing GNW. We've got our formula right now. The problem is maintaining it."

McDermott believes GNW will have a long life. "Because it deals with contemporary events, news and so on, it's as enduring, I suspect, as newspapers and any other media because it's another form of commentary.

"Even if it wasn't me, Mikey and Julie's, if other people took it over, it would be wonderful to see the show continue for years."

The serious-news element of GNW appeals to many fans, but McDermott feels the cast are just doing what good comedians should be doing.

"There's no point doing comedy unless there's some form of social comment. If you can walk into a wall and make it a social comment, I think that's fantastic, as long as you have a point to it.

"We do the same thing. We attack a position. I suppose there's a social conscience, but another motivating force is to criticise everything and praise nothing. We just hate everybody the same."

But this dislike of everyone isn't always even-handed. At times executives have requested that, say, anti-liberal material be dished out in equal parts to anti-Labor comment.

"We got to the ridiculous stage where they were saying "You've got three Howard lines so we've got to have another Beazley line here," or "These Bealley lines are really cruel and those Howard lines aren't so cruel.'"

Politics make bad dinner-table conversation, but McDermott is merely sipping gin and tonic, and nibbling on bread, so it's probably OK to steer conversation that way.

The republic referendum is difficult to avoid on a show such as GNW and his personal views are staunch. About the only thing McDermott has in common with a monarchist is that fixation for tea-drinking.

However, his outlook for the republican cause is not good.

"I think the republic is probably dead in the water," he says of the yes campaign.

"I think we're battling. It's worded in such a way that's made it very difficult. John Howard has been a very canny politician with the referendum.

"Pathetic side-issues have clouded the issue so much that we aren't sure what we are deciding."

McDermott doesn't doubt the republic will come.

"But it should happen now rather than when the blue-rinse shuffle off and the New Idea or Woman's Day can't print any more royal family stories.

"I'm speaking to friends in Britain and they say " We can't believe you're having a referendum on it. No one here wants them."

Reporter-Bronwyn Hurrell
Daily Telegraph Thurs 21/10/99

DOUGS LAND A FABULOUS ROLE.

ABSOLUTELY EXCLUSIVE - The outrageous Aussie comedy trio invades Britain's top sitcom

The Doug Anthony Allstars, going from strength to strength in Britain, have landed a guest role in the country's top-rating sitcom, Absolutely Fabulous.
The TV series, which won several gongs at the UK's recent British Comedy Awards, heard about the outrageous comedy trio through friends and invited them to appear in an episode of the next series.

The Dougs - Paul McDermott, Tim Ferguson, and Richard Fidler - will record their episode of the show later this year, and there is even talk that they could become regulars in the hit comedy.

Sounding unruffled by the coup, Ferguson tells TV WEEk that they have met the stars of Absolutely Fabulours, Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley.

"They were great and were aware of our work," he says.

"They realised that we can't be split up, so we will be written into the show as three argumentative designers who take on the rather big job of redoing Edina's (Saunders) house. "Of course it turns out to be a nightmare because she keeps changing her mind."

The Dougs, who found fame in Australia through their manic stage act, have repatriated to Britain with great success. Unlike many other expats they have managed to get residency.

"We feel quite smug about it," jokes Ferguson. "We often get invited to dinner parties and the host rings us from Gatwick Airport to say that the dinner is off, because they're being deported!"

They also have their own Channel Four show in the UK, Viva Cabaret, which starts  recording a second series in March. Ferguson admits that programming only seven shows a series has proved frustrating for them.

"We didn't get a chance to get ourselves established," he says. "It takes a while for viewers to change their routine to watch a new show, so by the time we were up and running, the series had ended."

Ferguson says their production company, TV21, is negotiating to extend the series, which is expected to be screened in Australia later this year.

Meanwhile, the DAAS have not abandoned their Aussie roots. They are back home for a nationwide tour from January 18 to February 19, followed by a university tour from February 22 to March 12.

And watch out for a new ballad of albums from the boys, called Blue.

Ferguson says: "We've got plans for another few albums with expat Australians, including Germaine Greer. Its called I Am Woman.

-- From Jane Oddy in London.
TV WEEK 22/1/94

Julie's good news

Julie McCrossin doesn't think she's famous, even after four years as a pannellist on Network Ten's Good News Week, which returns this Saturday (February 26).

But being blessed with the gift of the gab has made Julie a woman on a mission. If you have an opinion, she believes, say it. Say it loud and be proud!

Julie is something of an enigma. Not much is known about her, apart from GNW and previous life as an ABC Radio broadcaster. She says her life is only a mystery to those who don't know her. She prefers to keep her private life just that.

"Being in the public eye is never what I sought, because you have to keep some things private," she says. "Like most people, I'm at my most relaxed and happiest when I'm with family and my closest friends. They are the ones who really matter to you and really know you."

As a child, Julie relished having two older brothers and two younger sisters to tussle minds with.

"There was never any boredom in our home - it was always stimulating," she says. "My brothers are the two most brilliant men I know, and my whole family imspired me."

However, Julie admits that five children in the McCrossin family meant there was never a quiet moment  - many nights were spent debating social and political issues.

Julie lovignly credits her mum with challenging and inspiring her family to think and make a difference to society.

"My mother encouraged us to take an interest in current affairs and to be financially independent," she says. "My mother is an amazing woman."

For the girl from Sydney's southern suburbs, becoming part of one of the groundbreaking shows on Australian television was not in her sights when she was growing up. Instead, Julie's visions were of having six children, becoming a lawyer (she's currently studying law part-time) or a politician.

Along the way have been assorted jobs such as a children's clown (her proudest moment was a short performance as a clown called Plain Jane in Play School) and a bus driver. She says that the latter was simply "because I wanted to drive something big."

"Somehow, in a funny way I am in politics... what I do is all about society issues, but in a roundabout way," Julie laughs. "And eveentually I will become a lawyer - although slowly!"

Surrounded by all the testosterone on GNW, champing at the bit to get a word in, Julie loves that she is called the show's voice of reason.

"Mikey, Paul and I counterbalance each other well,: she believes. "Whereas they will be outrageousm I will usually say something complimentary."